We spent the day together
And the night apart
Talking to each other in our thoughts
He called me in the morning
His voice a soft shade of rasp
Saying that I was his choice of luck
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it
i’m really good at mumbling rude things under my breath and then when people ask me what I said I just get really scared and nervous and panic
I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????